Peeled Bananas

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

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Comedy

4.8 • 7.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Kurt and Scotty talk about Tokyo’s Crush Christmas March getting cancelled, plates of peeled bananas left on a residential street, missing dog rings doorbell to let owner know it’s home and thieves return stolen rug to Madonna Inn! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:06.0	Hey Harry, hello mate.
0:07.9	Got any tips for the football?
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0:11.3	They'll give a new customer a terrific welcome offer.
0:14.1	If you bet a minimum of £10, they'll give you £30 in three bets.
0:18.0	Four, that's a steel of a deal.
0:19.6	It's a good darn deal that'll make you squirrel for real.
0:22.7	Neil?
0:23.5	My name's not Neil.
0:24.5	I know, but it rhymes.
0:26.4	Listen to Harry and make your best bet on the football at Bet Victor.
0:29.7	18 plus opt in and bet on any football marketing at odds of evens or greater no cash out seven-day expiry terms and conditions apply.
0:35.2	Gambling.
0:36.4	Here it is, Scotty.
0:38.1	We're back, baby.
0:39.8	This is one you have to pay attention to.
0:42.1	Hard for me to do. I'm not very smart man.
0:45.3	Tokyo's cancel Christmas protest march, canceled by revolutionary alliance of unpopular men.
0:54.4	Boy, this is what I like.
0:57.5	I like to be enthralled and astonished.
1:03.0	And you just teased us in to,
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