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Hello and welcome to Esther Club. This is unfortunately a real club that you are now in so sorry about that um this is the rare

daytime recording um so we'll see how it goes i got my morning coffee got my half oat milk

half coconut milk latte um delicious as ever.

The only thing worth getting out of bed for is coffee.

That's not true.

I don't want to be that extreme of a coffee person where I'm like, where I wear shirts that say don't talk to me until I've had my coffee.

By the way, anytime I say I don't want to be something I become it the next day, so get ready for me to be selling those shirts.

But no.

Okay.

I know you're not supposed to chew on a podcast.

Is drinking okay?

So welcome to Esther Club.

I hope you had a good labor day.

I hope it broke up your monotonous quarantine life

in some sort of way maybe it didn't probably not actually who knows i hope you're safe i hope you're

um in tune with your body we'll find out in a few moments during the full body scan um but let's just get

two announcements.

I'm going to speed through them this week.

This will probably be a shorter episode because I'm so good at what I do that it has to be

less.

So first announcement, I have a stand-up special.

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