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“Peter Crouch Spent £8,000 on Guinness?!” Abbey’s Hilarious Reveal

The Therapy Crouch

Therapy Crouch

Agony Aunt, Kids & Family, Society & Culture, Marriage, Relationships, Funny, Parenting, Relax, Sex, Mum, Abbey Clancy, Advice, Dad, Couples Therapy, Therapy, Partners, Comedy, Peter Crouch, Couples

4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s croissants, cues, and chaos as Abbey and Pete

take aim at each other over everything from pastries to podcasts.


Abbey is not impressed with Pete’s attempts at being nice, especially when they come in the form of

buttery baked goods during a health kick.


There’s talk of £8,000 Guinness rounds, Abbey’s dreamy 80s-themed Ibiza bash, and a deep dive

into the mystery of why tea never tastes right unless your other half makes it.


Meanwhile, In the Agony Abs, the couple weigh in on a listener's daughter's diva transformation,

teenage eye-rolls, and why parenting suddenly feels like psychic warfare.”


If you want to submit an agony abs, hit the link below!


https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit


00:00 – Subscribe plug & intro chaos: Abbey forgets her name.

03:00 – Ibiza plans, 80s outfits & dream party themes.

07:37 – Pete’s £8,000 Guinness shock.

16:53 – Agony Abs: Six-year-olds with attitude.

19:54 – Sign off with fashion fails and full-circle chaos.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Enjoy cracking deals at ASDA this Easter.

0:02.3

With selected roast joints roll back to half price.

0:05.3

Try our mouth-watering whole lamb leg.

0:07.2

Named Best Easter lamb 2025 by the Good Housekeeping Institute,

0:10.8

down from £12.34 per kilo to just £617.

0:14.8

Or a large beef joint also half-priced.

0:17.2

Down from £11.36 per kilo to just £5,08. For more great offers, make Asda

0:22.6

your one hot Easter shop. That's Asda price. Selected stores and line subject to availability,

0:27.7

offer ends 20th of April, excludes Azure Express. Acast recommends. Hi, my name's Paloma Faith,

0:34.0

and this is my new show. One, two, three, four! I'm really bad, sad and bad.

0:40.2

I've been called Mad and Bad my whole life.

0:42.9

I've also had some real moments of sad, so I decided to make a podcast.

0:47.3

This series, I'll be speaking to my favourite actors, comedians, musicians and thinkers

0:52.0

to find out what makes them mad, sad and bad, out now.

0:57.4

This is like free therapy for you, wouldn't it?

1:04.8

ACAS is the home of podcasting, including such shows as

1:08.5

the logbooks, the high performance podcast

1:10.6

and the one you're listening to right now.

1:17.1

This episode is brought to you by Interflora,

1:20.1

who help you say more with stun and bespoke bouquets

1:22.3

handcrafted by skilled local florist.

1:25.5

And let's be honest, we've all been there,

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