Hey, Story Pirates podcast listeners, Peter here, and I'm back with another pair of Peter's picks.

That's right.

Once again, I have exercised my keen eye and good taste for all things hilarious to choose two of my favorite stories from the Story Pirates Archives.

And today's selections are a real treat, particularly if you're the kind of person

who like stories that are real weird and or gross. Peter's picks are coming up after a few

words for the grownups. We want to hear your kid's New Year's resolutions. We'll be sharing

resolutions from kids on our social media,

so if your kid has created one, whether serious or totally silly,

we want to hear from you.

Fill out our story submission form at storypirates.com slash podcast or DM us on Instagram.

Ah! Yeah! us on Instagram. I'm very different from everybody.

Confusion is the step for curiosity.

Okay, that's a really funny idea.

We have to send that in.

I just get some joy when I hear other people giggling.

I believe all the things in my story.

Human beings are just able to create.

The solely pilots.

Welcome back to Peter's Picks.

My first pick this week comes from all the way back in season three.

And it's called the Weird Food Club.

Now, I remember when I first read this story because this story was already written in script form. The author had two full pages

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