As a diva who's really been through it with minor health events over the past few years,

such as contracting Cowboy 19 before the ERIS tour,

Madeline, I know you've got more stories to share about times when your body betrayed you inexplicably.

As a matter of fact, a couple of years ago, I was struck by a caper involving a quote-unquote UTI that could not be cured.

I must have gone to get my piss tested three different times as well as given antibiotics.

And it was only the fourth doctor that told me I never tested positive for a UTI and asked me about possible products that I've been using that could be causing this.

I realized the UTI caper was in fact pet hair collecting dryer sheet.

You would have never had pet hair in the puss.

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And I'm Madeline. And today we are going to be reacting to swiftly thoughts on whether Taylor Swift should win album of the year for the Torture Poets Department.

We are sick of hearing every other fendom's take on it. We've heard you. We know that you hate it.

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