Phone Tap: Old Alan the Barista

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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In your Phone Tap we call the manager of a popular coffee shop and tell her that her regular staff is gone and its just Old Alan Winterbottom running the shop and he needs some help!

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0:46.3	Today we prank a woman who's fairly high-strung because of her stressful job managing a well-known coffee franchise.
0:53.3	Oh, okay.
0:54.3	Oh, my gosh.
0:55.2	Imagine being the manager.
0:56.2	I know, but high-strung people are so fun to prank.
0:58.2	I mean, she works really hard, rarely gets time off.
1:01.7	She needs it, though.
1:03.0	So what are her employees do to pay her back once she's finally relaxed on vacation?
1:08.4	Oh, come on, guys.
1:09.3	They ask us to mess with her.
1:11.5	That's right.
1:12.1	And tell her, the only barista working today is a brand new hire.
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