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The Luke and Pete Show

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The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.91.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2024

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Ever wondered how to future-proof your wardrobe? Simple: just buy the same two shirts in every single possible size, to account for life’s weight fluctuations. Foolproof, even at Christmas!


We recap Luke’s awkward but enjoyable night at a recent awards show, and trace Pete’s recent skirmish with some debt collection agencies. Stay tuned for our totally legitimate advice on how to deal with them - plus, batteries proved a mixed bag…  


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0:00.0

One pound fish, one pound fish, one pound fish, what's one pound fish?

0:11.6

Pete Dulleson and Luke and Luke and the Pete and the chaw and the Luke and the one pound fish.

0:17.5

Who wants some one pound fish?

0:19.1

Do you want some one pound fish, Luke?

0:20.8

Do you remember the one pound fish, man?

0:22.1

Well, I was about to say that is a really, really super hot off the press mean

0:26.6

that a load of people listen to this won't have heard about yet.

0:29.0

No, trust me, it's going to go big.

0:30.4

It's going to go big.

0:30.8

They always come around.

0:31.9

He performed in Upton Park for West Ham fans hilariously. He would sing the one pound fish hat in the dugout

0:38.8

at, uh, in the dugout. I don't think it was in the dugout, in the dugout, in front of the dugout,

0:43.7

in front of the dugout, having a little sing song, one pound fish. Come on coach, put me in. Put me in,

0:48.5

coach, one pal fish. He got, um, he got, um, chucked out the country because he was illegally there on a student visa. Don't become a singing fishmonger if you try to keep your head down on a student visa.

0:57.6

I wonder if you went back and watched that, you could possibly see the regret in his eyes that I'm getting too big.

1:04.1

Yeah. Someone's filming me on a Nokia 3210 for crying out loud.

1:07.2

I've got to keep my head down.

1:08.5

I need to not use my real name.

1:14.2

Oh, come on ladies,

1:16.1

come on ladies,

1:16.8

one pound fish.

1:17.6

Have a,

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