Please Stop the Middle School Graduations

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

We’ve packed the water, snacks, and backup phone batteries, because while we love our children’s educational progress, there is simply no reason for arriving hours in advance for an hours long middle school graduation ceremony. Has the work even begun? While we wait, we discuss why we miss the Paw Patrol years, Mel’s 40th birthday surprise and what 40 feels like, our Joshua Tree National Park excursion, your horrible travel stories, more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey back cedars we just want to give you a quick heads up on our summer schedule
0:05.2	Melissa and myself and Andy and Mercedes we're gonna be like real humans who have real family
0:12.0	activities we do during the summer so we are going to
0:13.9	take a couple dates off we're not going to run reruns you guys don't really
0:17.3	listen to the reruns which is fine you don't have to I mean you can go back and
0:21.2	listen to if you want point is we're going to take a couple weeks off.
0:23.6	We will not have episodes on July 3rd or July 24th.
0:28.1	We're going to do our best to keep the schedule otherwise in place there,
0:32.2	but no episode July 3rd July 24th also super fun
0:35.7	announcement coming probably in that time too maybe I don't know so good news and bad
0:39.8	news this is taking longer than it's supposed to be. Enjoy the episode.
0:43.2	Bye. Hey everybody. Welcome to Don't Make Me Come Back There. We are a funny
1:04.2	podcast about family. My name is Dustin Nickerson. I'm a stand-up comedian
1:07.5	the host of the aforementioned podcast and alongside me in our state-of-the-art
1:11.7	recording studio above Public square coffee in downtown
1:14.7	La Mesa, California. As my lovely wife, my co-host, my CFO, and overall great gal, Melissa
1:20.5	Nieckerson.
1:21.5	Hey there. Melissa is 40 and feeling self-conscious.
1:26.0	Mel turned 40 and feeling self-conscious.
1:29.4	Mel turned 40 and couldn't have her picture taken.
1:32.0	No, listen, I, all my workout clothes are really old and ugly.
1:42.0	Yeah.
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