Music

Good morning Jerica!

Good morning Joan! How an earth are you?

Oh I'm actually incredibly well.

Oh!

Yes I've been sunbeaming, I've been swimming, I've been everything but I've actually unfortunately

greeted my thumb this morning.

Oh Joan, no!

What are you doing greeting? What's culture up to you?

I know well she's actually not well, she's always got room problems, I don't know why,

it seems to be something to do with these ladies.

And she, it's actually Ralph's birthday today and of course he's still in the coma but

I felt I should do something for him and he used to love carrot cakes so I was trying

to grate these blooming carrots, I may have to pipe them down in his front anyway but I ended

greeting this huge chunk of my thumb and feeling a bit sore but um...

Joan is Mark mood on hand to just pop a couple of stitches in that?

Yes, Mark mood is actually in Bahrain so he's going to fly over and just give me a couple of

butterfly stitches and tape him a thumb a bit because you know I've always had quite big thumbs.

Yes, yes. How are you today?

Oh well I'm alright Joan, I'm a bit tired as you may know um Cardinals have gone nocturnal

essentially and so she's up all night and is bumping and banging and people and coming and going

from the house. Is she still having these sort of lesbian orgies do you think?

...