Hello, Matt Pat. I am available to analyze your balls if you wish.

Whoa, that's the tiniest balls I've ever seen.

Hey, Matt Pat, you want me to check out your mom's butt?

Yeah, overall, your mom's butt is pretty decent.

Hi, Mad Pat, let's take a look at your ego, shall we?

Your ego is gigantic, the largest I've ever seen.

I really got to take my Pokemon naming more seriously. Hello internet.

Welcome to Game Theory where I just threw back from Japan and boy are my arms tired.

Get it? Because I had to carry my luggage and it was all really heavy. But while I was there, I also made sure to work on one other thing. My Pokedex. Yep, after months of lying dormant, I fired up Pokemon Go again.

Remember the four weeks earlier this year when that was still a thing?

Anyway, between me wandering around Shibuya looking for region-specific far-fetched,

to the announcement that Gen 2 will be added to the game in December

and the fact that two new Pokemon games literally just released I figured it was a

great time to revisit the small little mobile app that caused the US to walk an

extra 144 billion steps this summer.

And while the game continues to do good work around the world, literally spawning

Lapras and tsunami damaged Japanese communities in order to jumpstart their economies,

today we're covering the lore of this game.

That's right, I said the lore.

Because when you look at the evidence, Pokemon Go, whether intentionally or not.

They just hold the key to answering one of Pokemon's longest-held mysteries,

one that has lingered in chat rooms,

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