Premium Episode 241: Radium Toothpaste (Sample)

QAA Podcast

Julian Feeld, Travis View & Jake Rockatansky

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🗓️ 23 April 2024

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

On June 13th, 1996, the leader of a Long Island UFO group was charged with conspiracy to poison local conservative leaders with the most absurdly deranged of methods. His motive? Retribution for the political cover-up of UFO activity in the area. Brad Abrahams joins us to tell this bizarre and melancholy tale of the alien obsessed John J. Ford. We unravel if John really was criminally insane, or if he was entrapped for getting too close to a real life, albeit more terrestrial cover-up. Jake reads some powerful UFO poetry, Travis daydreams about arcane murder methods, and Julian cowers in fear from his secretly sadistic co-hosts. It’s time to squeeze out some phosphorescent toothpaste and enjoy an episode of the Long Island X-Files. Subscribe for $5 a month to get an extra episode of QAA every week + access to ongoing series like Manclan, Trickle Down, Perverts and The Spectral Voyager: www.patreon.com/QAA Editing by Corey Klotz. Theme by Nick Sena. Additional music by NAP (doomchakratapes.bandcamp.com) & Jake Rockatansky. Theme Vocals by THEY/LIVE (instagram.com/theyylivve / sptfy.com/QrDm). Cover Art by Pedro Correa: (pedrocorrea.com) qaapodcast.com QAA was formerly known as the QAnon Anonymous podcast.

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0:00.0	Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh hearing this, if you're doing
0:25.0	me.
0:27.0	If you're hearing this, well done, you've found a way to connect to the internet.
0:36.0	Welcome to the QAA Podcast Premium Episode 241 Radium Toothpaste.
0:41.4	As always we're your host Jake Bracatanski,
0:43.4	Brad Abrahams, Julian Field, and Travis View.
0:46.4	Say what you want about Crazy John Ford. Say that he's Adled and Daffy. Say that he's gone off the deep end of course. Say that his brains are like taffy.
0:57.6	Say he's a mental case. Say he's a dope. Say that he's outside a reasonable scope.
1:03.0	Say that he's goony, all loony, toony, not deserving your concern, unworthy of your note.
1:09.0	He's a frothing, raving nutcase, surely better behind bars.
1:13.8	I really think it's rather that his mind was on the stars.
1:18.0	Excerpt of a poem by Alfred Lemberg.
1:21.3	Truly a wordsmith. So I'm going to start the episode by opening up a question to my co-host which is what is the most
1:29.0	ridiculous murder method you can think of?
1:32.0	Murder method, you know, as far as horrible murders I always think about the
1:36.8	ancient Persian method of scaphism in which they would trap someone on a
1:41.4	boat out on a body of water and then cover their
1:44.1	limbs and milk and honey and then bugs would slowly devour them over several days.
1:49.3	How do you know this?
1:51.3	How come Travis who always like goes last whenever there's like a roundtable
1:56.0	question is just not really quick to speak in general. He just jumped on that
2:01.4	shit within a millisecond with a very well described manner of murdering.
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