Hello and welcome to the Brokonomics of Christmas.

Now in this episode I'm going to basically try and explain why everything that you think

you know about Christmas is wrong.

So first of all I want to obviously prove that Santa is real. We know this using COVID logic so that will make a lot of sense to everybody.

I want to explain why giving Christmas gives is a very bad idea and you shouldn't do it very

economically inefficient that. I want to do a bit on

Christmas trees and also let's talk about why you should have a KFC for Christmas and

actually Ebenezer Scrooge was the good guy so hopefully hopefully you're up for this. Let's get into the first part which I

promise which is obviously why Santa is real and you are in fact a conspiracy

theorist if you don't believe me.

Now I'm going to prove this with COVID logic.

So anybody who took COVID seriously

and spent those two years wandering around wearing

you know a double mask or whatever this will

resonate with you with you strongly but I simply ask you this what is more

realistic is it that the Santa flies around and delivers presents to millions of

children all over the world or that there's some massive conspiracy some

massive global conspiracy that every adult in the Western world is a part of where they basically trick you into believing

that that Santa is real. I mean obviously a global conspiracy on that level couldn't possibly

hold up to scrutiny. Now I'll also note you don't

hear any adults on TV saying that Santa isn't real do you? Exactly. Now some skeptical

kids might say well that's because you ban all of the other adults who say that Santa isn't real, you don't give them the platform and therefore you create the illusion that Santa was real by not allowing anybody else to speak against it. I want to refute that logic

...