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Q-code presents, Dungeon Masters, created by David Kushner. But you got to tell me mama how to make Texas my home.

Wanna be real Texas cowboy.

The guy's cowboy.

Don't need a whole... Texas Cowboys

Don't need a horse my silver horse Stetson on your head.

Greetings new player, adventurer, seeker of Enlightenment, hero of this campaign.

I am your dungeon master.

Though thou cannot see or hear me,

I am the master of your game.

And you, your name is

race, is William Charles Deal, your race, human, Texan, class, world famous private investigator.

Abilities?

Well, let's roll 4D6 and find out, shall we?

Okay, we're going to take the total of the highest three dice, so let's throw to determine the old strength, you got them.

Strength 12, not bad, not great, but not bad. Okay, dexterity. Hmm, okay, that's a 14. Constitution.

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