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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast

*PREVIEW* The Battle of Damascus 1148

Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast

Lions Led By Donkeys

Comedy

4.61.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2024

⏱️ 10 minutes

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0:00.0

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0:05.5

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0:15.5

I think I'm trying to remember, like, I think it was like a noir novel that I was reading recently,

0:21.4

where they talk about like the summer flu and the summer flu is basically just, uh, like during the summer months,

0:26.9

we just make food and then we, you know, we eat it for like the next three days, but there is

0:31.3

no refrigeration really. So like all just like spoils, but you're still eating off the leftovers

0:36.1

because you're too cheap to do otherwise.

0:37.7

And this is just it. It was enough of an knowledge thing that it was included as part of the

0:42.0

novel where you just like you got the summer flu which is just food poisoning. Like that's,

0:47.2

that's all that was. Like it was just, you know, like the summer flu is shitting yourself to death.

0:52.1

Yeah, the summer flu is just because like I ateday-old meatloaf that's just been lying out in the sun on a plate.

0:57.5

Like, that's got a bit of a jelly on top of it, you know?

1:00.2

Yeah.

1:00.4

Maybe that's why all the weird cooking things in like the 40s and 50s just involved putting like a whole ham inside jello.

1:08.8

Yeah, exactly.

1:09.4

Just like, it just helps preserve it.

1:11.8

Like, yeah, give me another slice of the jello ham.

1:15.3

It's, you know, it doesn't taste good, but at least it won't make me shit my brains out for

1:18.9

the next three days.

1:20.4

Unless it's the sugar-free jello, then you're fucked.

1:22.7

Yeah, it's like I have to, I want to go to the sea of the July 4th fireworks this

1:26.5

year. I want to go to the see of the July 4th fireworks this year, and I have been able to make it for the last, you know, seven years because I've been on the toilet every single time from like old meatloaf.

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