Primary School Bangers™

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2025

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Pete's latest predicament: finding appropriate places to urinate. Mainly because he's drinking upwards of nine litres of water a day.

We work out how best to tackle that and dissect the most terrifying brunch experience imaginable. Plus, batteries aplenty and fixing kids' computers in the local neighbourhood.

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0:00.0	It's the Luke and Pete.
0:07.4	Pete Donaldson and Lukey and Moe with you and in the spirit of me hydrating myself.
0:13.1	Hmm.
0:14.0	Having some water.
0:15.2	That's how to kick off a show, the Thursday show.
0:17.7	I tell you what, Luke, drinking a lot of water does make you do a wee in the middle of the
0:21.9	football ramble.
0:23.1	Twice this week or twice in the last seven calendar days.
0:26.4	You just started drinking water?
0:27.6	Just started drinking water.
0:28.7	And because we've got an extra kind of section now on the football ramble, I'm nearly
0:33.7	Jim Campbell in it.
0:34.6	Like Jim Campbell's famous for needing a wee all the time.
0:37.2	And I have become, I have nearly Jim Campbell in it. Like Jim Campbell's famous for needing a wee all the time. And I have become, I have become Jim.
0:40.4	I have become meme.
0:41.9	I have become Jim.
0:42.9	Why have you started drinking water over something?
0:44.6	Because you were very against it before.
0:45.7	I had a funny turn a few weeks ago.
0:51.0	Palpitations and chest tightness and sort of dizziness.
0:53.8	And that was the diagnosis, no water?
0:55.5	No, I just thought, probably, I've had me eye checked out before, so I'm sure it's fine.
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