True horror is not actually seeing something approach. It's whoa boggity, biggy,

did I scare you? No. Well this might well do better. We are a horror podcast so please beware.

Studepod episode 726 for October 16th 2020.

The Sneakaboo by John Waterfall.

Hey everyone, I hope you're doing okay.

I'm Kat, Associate Editor at Sudopod, your host this week,

and I'm excited to tell you that for this episode we have a

Sudapod original. A sneakaboo by John Waterfall. John Waterfall is a writer

living in Brooklyn and a graduate of the New School's Creative

Writing MFA program, a proud father of two cats and one baby girl. His work can be

found in Jersey Devil Press, Unn magazine, Underland Press and others.

Twitter at John C. Waterfall.

Your narrator this week is KAS.

KAS is actually three tentacles in a trench coat able to mimic human speech through an

obscure loophole in Eldrich noise ordinances. By day day, Kaz pretends to be a member of the

terrestrial band when ukulele's attack. As usual, all the links are in the

show notes. Now, we have a story for you and we promise you it's true. The Sneakaboo by John Waterfall

I bought the Walrus at the carnival of I 95, the one that sets up in the lot next to the car of every August.

And I say bought because I couldn't knock over a physically impossible pyramid of soup cans.

My wife whispered,

Pussy into my ear and squeezed my butt a bit too hard for it to be funny.

So while she and Jackson were spinning in the teacups,

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