The final tumble is turned. Behind the wall, the unmistakable sand for real to real cassette player

starting, I told you, wanted you half-screemed, I tried to warn you of the horrors that await

behind these walls.

Sudapod, episode 881 for September 1st, 2023. How to win a dance contest during an apocalypse,

in 9 easy steps, by Gwendolyn Keast, narrated by Iber Amancas, hosted by Cat Day and

Audio Production by Chelsea Davis. Hey everyone, hope you're all doing okay, I'm Cat,

Assistant Editor at Sudapod, your host for this week, and this week we have how to win a dance

contest during an apocalypse, in 9 easy steps, by Gwendolyn Keast. This story is a Sudapod original.

Gwendolyn Keast is the three-time Brahms stoker award-winning author of The Rust Maidens,

reluctant immortals, bone-setting feathers, pretty Mary's all in a row, and the haunting of

Velkwood. Her short fiction and non-fiction have appeared in outlets, including Lit Hub, Nightmare,

Best American Science Fiction and Fantasy, Versterion, Tour Night Fire, Titan Books, and The Dark.

She's a Lambda Literary Award winner, and her fiction has also received the This Is Horror Award

for Novel of the Year, as well as nominations for the Premius Kelvin and Ignotus Awards.

Originally from Ohio, she now resides on an abandoned horse farm outside of Pittsburgh,

with her husband, their excitable Callico Cat, and not nearly enough ghosts.

Find her online at GwendolynKeast.com or on Instagram at GwendolynKeast.

And our narrator this week is Iber Amoncus. Iber Amoncus is a writer,

director with PBS in Los Angeles. When not scheming up new audio or video projects,

she can be found practicing Italian rapier and attempting to learn hockey.

And now we have a story for you, and we promise you it's true.

How to Win a Dance Contest During an Apocalypse in 9 Easy Steps by GwendolynKeast.

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