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Sudapod episode 931 August 2, 2024.

What He Woke by Jess Whitecroft.

Nureted by Cat Day.

Hosted by Alistair Stewart with audio by Chelsea Davis.

Hello everyone.

Hope you're all doing okay.

I'm Alistair, your host and this week's story comes to us from Jess Whitecroft. Veteran romance writer

Jess Whitecroft moonlighted into writing horror when she moved to a haunted location

and discovered that none of the alleged ghosts did any haunting and that she would have to supply her own.

A rank amateur at the art of self-descriptions, she outsourced her orthobography to her nearest and dearest,

who said, Great Cook, but sometimes eats crisps in bed

much is the best place to do it.

Hello everyone cat here hopping in to let you know that the narrator we originally had lined up for this episode had a tech disaster

their hard drive was unfortunately taken by the screaming void.

Hopefully the void will be satiated for a little bit and let us get on now.

Hmm? Thanks Void. And so your narrator for this episode is me.

Cat Day, assistant Tenser at Sudapod. You know who I am. Enjoy.

So, without further ado, country or party. Tell the truth.

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