All right, what an incredible day it is.

My name is Elijah Schaefer, and this is Nightly Offensive, the Best Worst Show on the Internet.

Later in the show, I'll be inviting on three turned, born-again, homosexual men that grew up in San Francisco.

They were sodomized.

They were adopted by gay men.

They didn't choose the life.

They were raped. And after being raped,'t choose the life. They were raped.

And after being raped, it's not funny.

We wouldn't joke about child rape on the show is disgusting.

After being sodomized and having to get, you know, surgeries in their teen years to sew up their rectum, they decided to live the lifestyle themselves.

And after turning to Jesus Christ, which we can always celebrate a good turnaround story,

they're here on the show today

to talk about their experiences.

So viewer discretion is advised.

Anyways, it's been a crazy week.

Los Angeles is on fire.

Jimmy Carter is dead,

but he got to vote for Kamal Harris

before he died.

And so much more.

Here on Nightly Offensive,

the best worst show on the internet. Let's start the show. I'm I'm I'm

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