4.8 • 817 Ratings
🗓️ 25 April 2020
⏱️ 70 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey Jeff. Hey Eric. How are you? I'm pretty good. How are you? Doing well, thank you. The other day, I went outside because I had to replace our dish scrubber. You know, for the pots and pans. I like to keep a tidy household. And, um, there's one thing I know about you. You love a tidy household. Just fastidiously tidy. |
0:21.4 | Went to this place called Face Values and Beyond. |
0:23.8 | Which is the worst name. |
0:25.5 | Well, is it, though? |
0:26.3 | It's such a depressing. |
0:27.8 | I mean, like, yes, it is a bed bath and beyond outlet. |
0:31.5 | Yeah. |
0:31.8 | But it is so just like... |
0:34.5 | It's like the old Navy to the gap, or to Banana Republic, right? Sure, but it's also like |
0:40.2 | just the most unimaginative name. Like, imagine the corporate meeting. I think it actually fits. |
0:46.6 | I'm not going there to buy a chandelier. I understand. Well, okay, sure. But if you are going to go |
0:51.2 | get a chandelier, you get it at a face value, you know? Yeah, or beyond. |
0:54.4 | Yeah. |
0:54.7 | And so I went there, and this is the weird part. |
0:57.8 | I walked in there, and I'm on a mission to go get the scrubber, and I realized that they're still playing the same music that they would, had it not been like a world-ending pandemic. |
1:09.8 | Oh, so it's like still just like, holiday. It was. Yeah, it was. Yeah. |
1:14.6 | And I'm just like, you know, moving down the aisles, just like trying to find, you know, what I need. |
1:20.6 | Just like, oh. If we took a holiday. Yeah. Basically, it gets me like in the mood to like just like pull anything off the shop. I'm like, fuck it. Like let me get some, you know, whatever, you know? |
1:28.2 | A chandelier. A chandelier. At face values or beyond. Yeah. And beyond. And beyond. Not just, yeah. |
1:34.8 | It's not the choice. You know, it's not face value or beyond. It's face value and beyond. |
1:40.7 | Yeah. If you go to face values and beyond.com and type in the code, It's the Real. |
1:45.2 | Oh, this is an ad. |
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