Quitting The Internet

Chosen Family

Forever Dog

Society & Culture, Health & Fitness, Comedy

4.8 • 944 Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2024

⏱️ 50 minutes

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This week, Mak brings the energy and attempts to top the pod. Everyone contemplates leaving the internet forever, and many important questions are addressed: Who got hacked, what is a Purple Heart Lesbian…and who is Makenna Hopkins? FOLLOW CHOSEN FAMILY TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chosenfamilypod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chosenfamilypod/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9WM_cdLWHtsCXLg3ygFiww FOLLOW ASHLEY GAVIN @ashgavs TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ashgavscomedy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ashgavs/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ashgavs Twitter: https://twitter.com/AshGavs FOLLOW ALAYNA JOY @MissFenderr YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/MissFenderr Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missfenderr/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/MissFenderr TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missfenderr FOLLOW MAK INGEMI @Makingemi Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/makingemi TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@makingemi YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/Makingemi JOIN OUR CHOSEN FAMILY PATREON https://www.patreon.com/chosenfamilypodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Forever.
0:02.0	Dog.
0:04.0	I am a Gold Star lesbian and I always thought of that as a bit.
0:09.0	Like I, it never once crossed,
0:11.0	it never once crossed my mind as anything other than a
0:16.0	joke like yeah is like how can that be taken seriously how can that be
0:20.4	taken seriously how could anyone be like well I'm a gold
0:23.4	first of all yeah gold star is this kindergarten what it's literally like when
0:28.9	people say something and somebody says do you want a cookie? But they're being serious.
0:33.5	Exactly.
0:34.5	Yeah.
0:35.3	Mac, you're so late.
0:40.2	What happened?
0:41.1	Can you guys hear me, okay? Your internet is bad. Yeah, I'm not at home. Where are you? I'm in Anaheim with my sister. Speaking of sisters? Who no? Who's McKenna Hopkins? McKenna Hopkins.
0:54.0	Actually, who is McKenna Hopkins?
0:57.0	Because you're right, I was late.
0:59.0	I was sitting here at my computer, I was looking out the window thinking,
1:02.0	when will it be my turn, when will I get the link and I come to find out you guys have been on the link for how long
1:10.3	I don't know. A while.
1:13.0	We've been on here for a while complaining about you being late.
1:17.0	So I was staring at my inbox like a dog.
1:20.0	Okay.
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