Ready to launch your business? Get started with the commerce platform made for entrepreneurs.

Shopify is specially designed to help you start, run and grow your business with easy customizable themes that let you build your brand.

Marketing tools that get your products out there. Integrated shipping solutions that actually save you time.

From startups to scaleups, online, in person, and on the go. Shopify is made for

entrepreneurs like you. Sign up for your $1 a month trial at Shopify.com slash setup.

Welcome to R slash am I the butthole where O.P.'s girlfriend is extra, extra stinky.

Am I the butthole for asking my girlfriend if she can take a shower?

My girlfriend really only showers once a week, twice if I'm lucky.

Typically we go to the gym together, and I've often asked her why she doesn't shower,

and she always comes with things like,

Oh, women don't really sweat much, and I sweat very little, even for women's standards.

And I don't buy it, because I can smell.

I used to just suck it up, because I know she's extremely sensitive.

And this is kind of not safe for work here, but this has also affected our love life.

I used to love doing oral, but after not showering after workouts and long days,

I've lost interest. Fast forward a bit. She now starts using the sauna at the gym, maybe on average

two times a week. She still refuses to shower. I've said, there's just no way you don't sweat

in the sauna. Just me sitting five minutes in there gets me soaked. no way you don't sweat in the sauna.

Just me sitting five minutes in there gets me soaked.

She said she doesn't sweat that much there either, and she sits there for 20 minutes.

Things are now worse.

I can smell her very badly.

...