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loses a testicle. Our next Reddit post is from Bernza. This happened when I was around seven or

eight years old. It was my first year in primary school,

and I had joined the school with some of my friends from the local feeder school in the area.

One particular boy was a year older than us and was repeating the first year, for some reason.

He was of German descent, from a very well-to-do family, and a lot bigger than the rest of us.

Possibly because he was embarrassed at repeating the year, he was a bit of a bully. He often picked on me and some of my friends. I'm sure

we probably escalated things at times too because I know that he was teased for being German.

So one day, standing outside class, I kicked him full whack in the balls.

He buckled over, but I can't really remember much of what happened afterwards.

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