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r/Militarystories The World's DUMBEST Soldier

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4.910.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2025

⏱️ 18 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:07 Live grenade 2:09 Sarge 11:55 President Obama 15:28 Lincoln letter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Today's episode is sponsored by Stitch Fix. I'm a straight dude, and I'm very stereotypical in the sense that I do not like shopping.

0:08.1

I need to shop for clothes all the time, but the process can be so tedious. Lines, going to different stores, picking out clothes, but I don't know what I want.

0:17.6

That's why I'm personally a big fan of Stitch Fix. With Stitch Fix, you simply have to go

0:22.9

through a one-time quiz to give your size, style, and budget preferences. From there, a professional

0:28.1

stylist who actually has a sense of taste in fashion, unlike me, will pick just for me pieces

0:33.6

and send them to me, and also send outfit recommendations and styling tips. I keep what I

0:38.3

want and send back the rest. Easy peasy. It's kind of like having your own personal stylist,

0:43.2

except even better because I don't have to go see and talk to my own personal stylist. It's all

0:48.8

online. Stitchfix is the best way to shop for clothes for people like me who don't like to shop for clothes.

0:55.1

Make style easy. Get started today at stitchfix.com slash r slash.

1:00.3

That's stitchfix.com slash r slash.

1:04.8

Race the rudder. Raise the sails. Raise the sails.

1:08.7

Captain, an unidentified chip approaching. Over.

1:11.3

Roger that. Wait. Is that an enterprise sales solution?

1:16.8

Reach sales professionals, not professional sailors.

1:20.6

With LinkedIn ads, you can target the right people by industry, job title and more.

1:25.0

To get £100 of your first campaign, go to LinkedIn.com slash lead to claim your credit.

1:30.3

That's LinkedIn.com slash lead. Terms and conditions apply. Welcome to R slash military stories, where we have the

1:36.8

world's biggest idiot. Our next Reddit post is from Limp Barakuda. When I was in basic training in Fort Benning,

1:43.4

we were on a grenade range.

1:44.9

We had gotten done practicing throwing the fake grenades and moved on to throwing live grenades.

1:49.7

We each went one by one running to a shack to grab a live grenade while yelling,

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