What is going on, everyone, and welcome to R slash pro revenge. Now, in today's first story,

a girl tries to steal her own brother's iPod without him finding out, despite the fact that

they are siblings and live together. However, as you would expect, of course, her brother

OP does find out, and in revenge, absolutely decimates her laptop. But guys, before we get

into that, I first of all want to say a

massive but also presumptive thank you for 600,000 subscribers. I got my fingers crossed. I'm not

exactly sure. I'm recording this on the 6th of January. And at the time recording, we're on

598,500-ish. So we've got about 1.5k to go. This video will be posted tomorrow today for you watching on

the 7th of January. And to be honest, by the time it's going live, it seems like we're going

have hit 600K, which is a bit mad. The growth on this channel, thanks to you guys over the past

like a couple of weeks, has been monumental. It's been incredible. We're getting like 2,000 subscribers, new people, every single day.

I don't know where you're coming from, but thank you. I hope you enjoy your stay.

But yeah, if we have hit 600,000, thanks. You'll know before me. I don't know at this point.

Yeah. And if we do, then yeah, in tomorrow's video, I will go mental. Don't worry about that. I'll go mental. Yeah, just want to say a quick thank you now if we do hit it.

Appreciate it, guys. Let's get into the video.

Steal my iPod. F your laptop. A story from 2007. Imagine being in high school, back in the latter days of George Bush, and finally buying that iPod of your dreams.

After saving up your allowance and the money you made

around the neighborhood, doing random work and lifeguarding at the local pool, yep, that was me.

And I was that douchebag 14 year old who would make sure you knew I had one of the better iPods,

one that could play video. It was the latest nano, if I remember right,

ah, simpler times. But every story needs an antagonist. My sister happened to find that role many

times. We are very close now, but back then, it wasn't so rosy. She was a teenager as well,

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