Hello and welcome to another episode of telling everybody everything. I have taken to my bed.

Taken to my bed at the Grand Hotel in Oslo, a very beautiful cosmopolitan city home of a lovely young girl

called Yulia who lived with my family for a little bit as an exchange student in

high school and I mean Jesus Christ

visiting Oslo you just get a stabbing pain in the heart thinking of a tall

lean-tanned blonde women who had access to every designer imaginable,

public transit, all of Europe, you know, she'd go skiing with her family. She was a little rich

girl and she decided for some reason like she'd probably seen a poster at some

point in her life with pictures of Canada and it would be the pictures that we purposely

flood the internet with some real bait and switch

gas light photos of what Canada could be. bait and then for some reason she signed up to an exchange program and ended up in

Sarnia which is an absolute hole Like I can't stress this enough and there's a lot going on in Sarnia that I want to talk about today.

My group chat has been ablaze with everything going on with the local council and meetings that are being

live streamed. I meant to tune in last night, but of course I was traveling and I was unable to,

but poor Yulia flies over to Canada and ends up in Sarnia and then she's with a family that was mean

I don't know what their situation was they're probably just hillbillies and

She had a better command of the English language than they did and then Joanne my sister rescued her from that family and invited her to stay with us and

at that point I was no longer in high school I was already in Toronto

but I came home for Christmas break or Easter and there was this cool young girl living in my house and I was like hey

want to be friends with me instead of Joanne and she was like yeah and then she became

my friend and we got on fantastically she had a few romances with some of the boys in my circle.

And then she liked me so much, and Canada,

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