The Bugel, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello Buglers and welcome to issue 4,299 of the world's leading and only

audio newspaper for a visual world, The Bugle, with me and his Altman.

Not me from your perspective of course. I do tend to see these things from a very self-centered

standpoint or sit-point. Anyway, what is the self these days? Is it time to ban the

concept of self and force people to live in the third person? Andy's

Altman certainly thinks so. He's changed his mind on that in the last 30 seconds.

That feels all the better for it.

It's whatever time of day it is where you are right now but it wasn't when we were

recorded the show or at least it wasn't yet. It was however the 14th of April

and I am joined, sorry, slipped back into that egotistical

self-foot again, all habits and all that, I am joined, or I was joined from your perspective,

this is getting too complicated, by just two of the 8 billion or so people who are ruled eligible

to be bugle co-host this week. Chris I think we might need to tighten our vetting

process get it down to one or two billion simplify things but I'm delighted that those two are in inverse order of

north to south latitude longitude I can never remember in the southern hemisphere's

famous Australia... Long one.

So I'll just start again.

In the southern hemisphere's famous Australia region,

it's Alice Fraser and way up north, or two miles up north up north from where I am in the shed.

It's Nisk Kumar.

Hello both of you.

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