Red & Green Flags

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

DJ Lou is dating someone who loves New Edition and Jay educates him on the group because he is a big fan. He then has to teach Bobby about the group Jodeci. Bob does a sexy dance to their music and they discuss rhythm with a woman. The guys read an article about "35 Green Flags" a man should have. A woman should chose her partner depending upon his openness, social skills, ability to cry, and many other qualities. Bobby and Jay go through the list to see how many green and red flags they get. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.
0:07.3	Collective solo?
0:09.0	Fuck yeah.
0:10.6	This is your era, dog.
0:12.4	Yeah, I can't get out of it.
0:16.0	Do you...
0:18.0	When you fuck to music, Lou, is it always Pearl Jam?
0:21.4	No, uh, my current girlfriend is African-American, so it's a lot of Luther Vandros.
0:28.1	She's black?
0:29.1	That doesn't mean she's black.
0:30.5	African-American, what's she called?
0:31.6	Charlize Theron's African-American.
0:33.0	I thought she was Indian.
0:35.2	She's black and Indian.
0:37.6	Are you sure?
0:38.5	Yes.
0:39.0	So you fucked a Luther Vandros and
0:40.5	Bing da-Di-Ding-da-ding-da-ding-da-ding-da-ding-a-dinga-
0:42.9	feathers and dots.
0:45.0	Why don't you swab her cheek and send it off in your serious XM provided 23M-E report
0:49.2	where you find out exactly what she is. That'd be a funny thing to start doing when you hook up with a girl, take her DNA, and send
0:55.8	it off and tell her what she is.
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