meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Deck The Hallmark

Red One (2024) ft. Alonso Duralde

Deck The Hallmark

Deck the Hallmark Podcast

Hallmark Christmas Movies, Comedy, Tv Reviews, Christmas, Hallmark Movie Review, Hallmark Christmas Movie Review, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2025

⏱️ 37 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Watch on Philo! - Philo.tv/DTH The movie kicks off with this kid, Jack. He doesn't believe in Santa and doesn’t think anyone else should either. He tells all of his cousins that Santa doesn't exist and even shows them where their parents are hiding the gifts—very naughty. Fast forward 30 years, and Jack is now an adult—still very naughty. He's stealing important information and selling it to people on the dark web. Cut to Santa, who is doing some mall duty. He does this occasionally to remind himself why he does what he does. By his side is Callum Drift, the head of Santa’s security. When they return to the North Pole, Cal tells Santa that he’s retiring. There’s just too much naughty out there. But there's no time to mourn because Santa gets kidnapped! They suspect it has something to do with the information Jack stole. So they track him down for questioning, and Jack is completely shocked to find out that Santa is real—along with some other mythical creatures. They hire Jack to help find Santa because Jack is really good at tracking things down. Cal is annoyed that he has to team up with Jack. They track down Ted, the broker who bought the stolen information. Ted reveals that the kidnapper is the winter witch, Grýla. Suddenly, Grýla takes over Ted’s body, warns them, and then sends snowmen to kill them. They manage to fight them off, but not before Ted gets frozen. They suspect that Grýla may be working with Santa’s estranged brother, Krampus, who originally created the Naughty List. Cal and Jack break into Krampus' lair but are captured and forced to slap-fight Krampus. They discover that Grýla came to Krampus to retrieve a magical snow globe that can imprison people. Grýla’s plan is to duplicate the magical snow globe and imprison anyone who has ever been on the Naughty List. She decides to test the snow globes on Jack and his son, Dylan, with whom he has a strained relationship. Cal realizes that the only place capable of duplicating such magic is the North Pole. That means they never actually left the North Pole, and Santa is trapped in a vault that is draining his power. Inside their snow globes, Jack and Dylan have a heartfelt conversation, which makes them “nice” and causes the globes to shatter. Grýla is about to take off with an unconscious Santa, planning to use his sleigh to deliver the cursed snow globes—but not if Cal and Jack have anything to say about it! They fight, causing the sleigh to crash-land. This enrages Grýla, who drops her human disguise and goes full giant-witch mode on them. Luckily, Krampus shows up to save his brother. But Grýla is too powerful. Santa finally wakes up, and with the help of his reindeer, they manage to capture her and imprison her in a snow globe. Now, the rush is on to deliver all the presents in time. Santa invites Jack and Dylan to join him. As Cal watches them, amazed, he realizes maybe it’s all worth it after all. He tells Santa he’s not going to retire.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Hi, I'm Bran and I love Christmas movie theater movies.

0:06.8

I'm Dan.

0:08.1

I despise Christmas movie theater movies?

0:12.2

I'm Alonzo and I'm hearing that Dwayne is not going to be here for another couple of hours.

0:17.2

The Deck the Hallmark gets his the Hallmark It's his podcast

0:22.0

Blan La La La La La La La La Laugh. Can you imagine if venn diesel was calum drift

0:42.0

can you imagine vin diesel is calum drift how much fun way to have we had we just had

0:50.9

we just had this conversation of like what if if we were, what if we had it

0:54.6

wrong all this time? Yeah. You know, what, what, what if it turns out that Ben Diesel is actually

0:59.7

the good guy. That's right. No, I, listen, I've wrestled with this. Santa's family. Since,

1:05.5

since Black Adam came out, we heard the stories behind that. I have wrestled with this. Like, it's like everything you thought you knew about the world is wrong.

1:14.1

Like, Vin, I should have been team Vin Diesel, which I can't, I can't believe.

1:19.6

But I'm saying it.

1:20.4

I'm saying it now.

1:21.4

It's unbelievable.

1:22.6

I will say this for Mr. Johnson.

1:24.7

The fact that he is signed on to do a Scorsese movie, to me, just smacks

1:29.8

of like, I can behave. I promise. I swear. I can, I can, I can, like, I can work for a director

1:37.0

who will actually tell me what to do and I will do it. So please, like, give me another shot.

1:41.1

Everyone be nice to me. You'll see you. Listen. Listen, what can you say except you're welcome?

1:46.0

That's all. That's all we know.

1:48.5

Big news over the past few days, Alonzo, in regard to your latest upcoming book release.

...

Transcript will be available on the free plan in 11 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Deck the Hallmark Podcast, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Deck the Hallmark Podcast and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.