Well, of course, we are in the middle of a crazy moment where it turns out that apparently

Iran has invaded the United States, according to our Congress.

But then if you talk to the Department of Defense, they say that actually Iran didn't invade,

that it was a false alarm and that the drones don't exist.

But if you ask YouTubers are saying they're actually American military industrial complex that

is giving itself away in the middle of our major cities. But what's going on? Plus, we found out

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Let's start the show. All right.

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My name is Elijah Schaefer.

We got the confetti of color blasting in our face.

How are you guys doing tonight?

I hope you guys are having a great evening. It's approximately,

I don't know what it is, 8-something p.m. Eastern time in the United States. We have a great show for you.

My producer is just updating the document here because for some reason the show is just bringing

up an old show. So I'm going to need to wait a second so I get the stuff on Iran and whatnot. But

we got to talk about a lot of stuff. So apparently news came out that Iran has been invading

the United States. A congressman came out and directly said that Iran is using drones.

Now, that's pretty remarkable because Iran is supposed to be our number one enemy,

and they say that they have a mothership off the coast of the United States that's launching these drones.

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