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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2025

⏱️ 82 minutes

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0:55.0	We're always told to work smarter, not harder. Well, that applies to weight loss too. Introducing VOI, the last weight loss program you'll ever need.
1:04.0	Voie uses science to help you drop the weight and maintain results for life. No guesswork, no crazy diets, no more feeling like a failure.
1:13.8	Voie patients lose 53% more weight than medication-only patients.
1:18.0	And Voie has already helped over 70,000 people lose weight and keep it off.
1:23.6	Plus, you'll get the support you need to stay on track with one-to-one coaching in the Voi app get started now and get an exclusive discount on the Voi program when you go to joinvoy.com slash podcast that's an exclusive discount on the Voy program when you start the process at joinvoy.com slash podcast that's J-O-I-N-V-O-Y.com slash podcast. Treatments will only be prescribed if deemed appropriate by a qualified
1:48.6	healthcare professional following a consultation. Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast
1:56.6	featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
2:04.2	Between you and me, I wanted to like this Wet, podcast where we read the worst reviews
2:32.1	and the most dramatic fashion, My name is Zandi.
2:35.0	I am X-teen and we are siblings who read shitty reviews on the internet. And this month
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