I was feeling so depressed. I tried to hide away from violence and hate and creepy people every day

Then I discovered something that made me feel so gay

They took me in and fixed me up and now I got to say it was A

Who done this to me? Yes it was. Hey how you doing guys?

Thanks so much for downloading this podcast Adam Buckston here. Who are you?

I'm Edith Bowman nice to meet you. Yeah nice to meet you. How's it going?

Yeah really good actually. I'm just kind of quite gagging to go out of here because I want to inject

Christmas into my life in an afternoon. That's a nice set of images you've conjured there.

Planning on national ampune's Christmas vacation within the next hour.

Injecting Christmas. I'm imagining a bolus of baubles being created. Oh yeah.

Christmas tunes around the fire in the afternoon. Is it too early now?

Potentially deadly though having the bauble going around your circulatory system that would block

all your arteries and you'd die a festive death. That's how Santa's going to die.

Baubles. Bauble death. Santa dies in Bauble death. That's right.

And also if he's getting instead of a stent for heart surgery for Santa they would just get

like a string of fairy lights and pull them through his arteries to clear out any blockages.

That's how it works. I'm reliably informed in Santa Land. What's it called again Santa Land?

Lapland. Lapland. Lapland. Lapland. That's where Santa lives.

So yes listeners thank you for downloading this how did you enjoy the show today Edith?

I had great time. I've actually still got a stitch on my right hand side from laughing mostly at the

made of jokes. Kids jokes. Best. Can't beat those kids joke. Best ever.

I didn't credit them because they weren't credited on the website. That's shame.

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