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Ologies with Alie Ward

Rhinology (NOSES) with John Craig

Ologies with Alie Ward

Alie Ward

Comedy, Science, Society & Culture

4.923.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2018

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Allergies. Nose jobs. Smell nostalgia. Street drugs. Septum piercings. Snoring. Hang on to your faces because Dr. John Craig goes deep and shares why he's so passionate about rhinology. You'll have a whole new relationship with your whiffer, appreciating what happens behind your nas-holes and coming away with some strategies to combat hay fever, Afrin addiction plus: a very legal substitute for illegal party drugs. Also: why you may want to shove a crayon into your nose.

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0:00.0

Oh, hello, hey. Hi, it's your little newborn niece who looks like an old Greek sailor.

0:07.0

Alliward. Here with another episode of Oligies. So in this episode, we're going to talk to a person who is passionate.

0:14.0

So passionate about those lumpy snoots. We've all got sniffing around right in the bullseye center of our faces.

0:21.0

And thisologist really knows this stuff.

0:24.0

So much information on allergies and smells and history and street drugs, but before we get to it, per usual.

0:30.0

Thanks to everyone making the podcast possible by buying into the Patreon membership.

0:35.0

Starts a 25 cents in episode. My heart is cheap. So you guys let me pay an editor and buy mic cables and memory cards.

0:43.0

And you ask great questions, which I pass on to theologists. Also, merch is available at oligiesmerch.com.

0:49.0

And on Mondays, I post photos on the oligies Instagram of you sexy biscuits wearing your oligie shirts, and hats, and pins.

0:56.0

You can tag it oligies merch. And let me see your faces, the babies. Also, for no money, in very little effort, you can be a friend of oligies just by telling your carpet cleaner or antin law or account executive that you like it.

1:10.0

And that they might also. And as a quiet, thirsty thank you. I read all your reviews on iTunes each week. And then to prove it, I read you one.

1:18.0

This week's review is titled on creepiness. It's from J.J.P.Y.O. Hello, Allie. I would like for you to stop calling yourself creepy.

1:25.0

Although you do often admit to some creepy things, reading all your reviews is not creepy. So if you're creepy, that makes me creepy.

1:32.0

And I think it's rude that you're calling me creepy all the time. I digress. The podcast. It is very good. Five stars.

1:38.0

Okay, on to rhinology. Why not a G? So you likely have a firm but soft and a beautiful but gross wedge of flesh holding court on your face. But how well do you know it?

1:51.0

I mean, it's a mystery in there, man. It's a moist catacombe. The leads to your brain? Is that how it works? We're going to find out. So first off, rhinology comes from the Greek for snout.

2:03.0

I came to know this rhinologist through a Twitter lead. Someone was like, hey, I got a rhinologist for you. And I was like, let me add them.

2:12.0

So I happened to have been in Detroit last week shooting. And I made some time to take a lift over in a torrential Michigan summer downpour to find the entrance at the Henry Ford Medical Center in the downtown D.

2:24.0

No relation to the museum. I also do work with. It's just in Detroit literally everything is named after Ford, including a restaurant where I ate tater tots the same day. Now thisologist who by the by has an entire YouTube channel

2:37.0

brimming with sinus surgeries took me to an office and we gabbed about noses for almost an hour over an hour side note.

2:45.0

Okay, I can deal with a lot of gross shit. I've held spiders is big as my palm. I've eaten scorpions. I've even dated musicians, but I cannot deal with the word or the concept of this. And I'm going to whisper one time. Okay, mucus.

3:02.0

I did not want this episode to be a sonic minefield for my gag reflex from now on when you hear the that's just me bleeping the moist and word.

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