Hello, my fan friends. Welcome to another podcast. Look, we're doing live for Hullisterpers again. I'm in Leicester on the 15th of February at the Y Theatre at 2.30pm talking to John Robertson and the boys, the Donald Brothers, who created Viz. Richard Herring.com slash Rahalestapa for that and all the Londonon dates third of march is the next one uh 24th of march

we've got paul white house that's very nearly sold out and then there's one in april as well and we're

doing the edinburgh fringe with the rhalestapa as well there'll be more details of that coming up

very soon uh i'm also not eating saleros in the month of february um I've eaten a salero pretty much every day for the last 10 years.

I've decided to give them up to raise some money for scope. I'm four days in and it's living hell.

Please sponsor me at justgiving.com slash page slash no lairo, no, L-E-R-O. Give whatever you can.

23 pound 33 is the amount I spend on Saleros every month.

That's my suggested donation.

All that money will go to scope.

I'm trying to raise 500,000 pounds.

I'm currently nought percent of my way to the target.

Anyway, sit back, relax, and enjoy listening to another stupid podcast.

Hello, London and welcome the Leicester Square Theatre. Please welcome a man for whom everything's fucking going wrong today. It's Richard Herring. Thank you very much. Hello. I love to see you

all. Thanks for coming. Welcome to Rich Haines, Lester Square Theatre podcast. I was talking to a man from the AA this afternoon. And he calls it the automobile one. I haven't had a drink for four years. I'm fine. He calls it Rahalustapa, so I don't know if that.

I've had a slight difficulty getting here today.

This has happened once before in a gig, but this time was a bit more my fault.

I was driving here, got to Tuffel Park, and an ambulance was coming the other way, and I realized

I was a bit in the way, so I kind of, I went, you know, to the left, and I realized I was a bit in the way so I kind of I went you know to the left and there was an odd bit of sort of curb like a curved bit of curve just sort of sticking out into the road which I bumped over a little bit heavily and burst my tire so I've been sat waiting for a man to come and fix it for the last two hours didn't think I was going to make it in time, but I'm here. There's a little,

I've got a boy to sit in the car for me. Wait, wait, no, he's a man, he's a man, he's just young.

It's legal, it's legal, is what I'm saying. It's not child labour laws. That from Avalon, Max Chister, he's called.

Thank you very much to Max.

He's in my car at the moment.

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