Hello, welcome to everything iconic with me, Danny Pellegrino. That was a clip from an old season of the Real House of Orange County, but the energy is the same this week on episode two of the season of Real House's Orange County.

I loved this week even better than the premiere. I love the Heather DeBro Shannon storms of it all and just seeing Terry and others sit down in that big ass house talking shit on Shannon.

I felt alive in a way that I haven't felt on the show in so, so long. So the future is looking bright in the words of Shannon's tagline.

We got the taglines this week. We got to run through those. Also on everything iconic this week we have Kyle Richards, Kyle the splits Richard and Betsy Brandt, who star in Housewives of the North Pole, which is now on Pika. You can watch it. It's a lovely little holiday film.

Super cute. And I did ask Kyle some Housewives questions. So you don't think that splits got away that easy. I had to ask about the rumors about Kathy and the $2 million contract she allegedly wants and find out what's going on over there in the Beverly Hills.

But before we get into that interview, we got to go through these Orange County taglines and then the episode. So Shannon, her tagline this season is this storms has found her sunshine and the future is looking bright.

Now she's really leaning into that name storms and I'm not sure that it completely works, but she's doing it anyway. Then of course we have a hip. She says these days they don't just raise the bar. I close it down to.

Happy for hip, although I do miss her just yelling hip in the middle of her tag. Hip! I miss it. I miss it. Noella, one of the new wives heard her tagline is in the OC.

It's easy to fit in, but much more fun to stand out. And then of course we have Dr. Jen in the house. I'm not afraid of a little jab. And the ones I give are the best.

Now I love Heather DeBrow. Hers is my second favorite. Heather DeBrow tagline is if you'd like to reach my standards, I suggest you get a ladder. Now it's a really obnoxious, pretentious, horrendous tagline and I love every little word of it. That's what I want from Heather DeBrow.

She's so pretentious in the money talk. What do they say? Money talks, wealth whispers. I feel like she's shouting from the rooftops about that money. Love it. Now my favorite tagline, everyone sit back. This is my favorite tagline. Of course Gina, Cassita, her tagline is I still got a small house, but I'm living large.

Now I love the fact that she just straight up referenced her small house in her tagline. Beautiful studying perfect. No notes. I love it. I've still got a small house, but I'm living large truly.

However, whatever gay P.A. I'm sat, made her do that tagline. I salute you because that was flawless work. So we got all these taglines. I am a little bit upset that this Nicole woman who seems very unhinged. She's not a main cast member. And again, she allegedly like leaves partially through the season or something.

And I would kind of like her to stick around because it's a weird dynamic. And I'm not sure what exactly is going on when she sued the D'Brow's, which we'll get into. And then she was crying and then they had to console her. Oh my God. But we open this week on the party. So the party at Heather DeBrow's house, all of the cast arrives and they got no boob making the sushi for it.

Heather DeBrow says that they spent $36,000 on this night, $36,000 on this sushi party from Nobu. Now $36,000 can get you a lot of things. And those things shouldn't include a cast party for the Real House of Swarm County.

I'm glad they're doing it because of course we want to see the opulence. We want to see the wealth. However, if I was in the D'Brow's shoes, I just feel like I would want to spend that money elsewhere. But I'm glad they're spending it on screen. And then they didn't even get to the entrees.

So all that money was spent for nothing because they didn't even get to the servant of the food. No, well, it just went up to the daughter and said, I'm a bisexual too. And then the party ended. That was just how it all ended.

Oh, which we're going to talk about that. You guys, do you hear my voice is really extra horrors because I'm recording at night. Normally I do it in the morning after my coffee. But today I got to do it after the show because I didn't get to watch until late night.

I feel like I got a countess Luanna, Smoker's voice. I feel like I should be singing Sheik's Salavie.

I'm going to say La Vie, Saban, Saban, because I got a little bit of a rest in my voice. Anyway, Dr. Jen met Noella through Bronwyn. We're getting another Bronwyn mentioned. I'm very nervous about this. Every time I hear Bronwyn's name, I think nervous. She's going to be strutting on the screen into frame.

And I don't want to see that. And so every time they mention them, I'm going a little scared, but they do know each other through her. Now, Dr. Jen says it's hard for her to relate to people like Noella who don't work because Dr. Jen is busy.

She's filling people up with the Botox and all of that kind of stuff. So I want to see if I got all of this right. Apparently Shannon had heard that Nicole had sued Dr. Terry to bro and then Shannon went and told Hippincacita.

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