Welcome to the One Life on Chance podcast. I'm your host Toby Morris.

Today have a very, very special guest in the house. I announce him Breton one second because I forgot I got my man Derek, my brother from another mother green next to me.

How could you forget, man? I just forgot this I'm just

caffeinated out right now from this fucking herbamate and this fucking all this other

shit I'm drinking thanks you thanks for being here Derek thank you for having me

again mr. Morse and before we the guests, we should talk real quick,

what just happened about 20 minutes ago,

Derek's earphones broke off into his ear drum

and got stuck in there and had to wake up Max

because I was not ready to do this. And we had to take a little tool, a cuticle tool, and Max stuck it in your ear and pulled out a piece of fucking plastic from the headphones was lodged into your eardrum area.

It was terrifying. You was

sweating a lot too. I started to sweat like once I knew that we're gonna have to wake

up Max and get them into surgery mood to come and it's scare me when you're like the

it's scared me when you're like I can't see the piece

I couldn't see shit

and I want to say you're a very clean ears

and you have a very small ear hole.

Small man.

And I thought it was small before. I always thought my ear hole. small there doesn't seem. Fuck that. I'm not putting any Q tips or anything.

Yeah, I got my ears drained last week because I had some buildup in there every couple years

they get the wax drained out.

I go to the minute clinic and they told me never to use Q tips.

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