Riled about acronyms and FaceTiming our moms

Riled Up with Arielle & Matt

Arielle Vandenberg & Matt Cutshall

Personal Journals, Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Improv

4.8 • 3.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2021

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

If you’re a fan of AIM acronyms and FaceTiming your mom, this episode may just be for you. The two cuties are riled about friends who are living their lives like retired people, Gmail’s tendency to make us look like idiots in our mail icons, and Drake’s beef with Kanye West and the resulting song which is chock-full of poop scoop. Matt recounts the time he snuck vodka bottles into Les Deux nightclub (and how that situation ended for him) and Arielle shares that she doesn’t know how to spell the word “scorpion,” but she does know plenty about acronyms. The real question is... does she know enough to win $1000 in our new weird gameshow? One thing is certain; today’s episode will definitely make you a dumber person or a smarter one. Either way, we’re so happy you decided to come along for the journey. You can find Arielle on the 'gram @Arielle and Matt @MattCutshall. Please be sure to rate, review, and follow so we can continue to get riled! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I have something specific I want to open with on this podcast.
0:16.7	Oh, I can't wait.
0:19.7	Are all of my friends retired?
0:23.6	Can I explain what I mean?
0:25.0	Yeah, please.
0:26.3	By saying all my friends, that's, I'm exaggerating here.
0:29.8	I feel like 500 people on Instagram, right?
0:31.8	Oh, I know where you're going with this.
0:33.8	And probably half of them are at the beach.
0:38.1	Are always on a Tuesday at the beach.
0:43.0	And then on a Wednesday at noon, they're getting coffee with friends.
0:48.1	And then on Thursday, they're going golfing.
0:51.3	And then on Friday, they say, yay, it's the weekend.
0:55.5	As if they had a hard week.
0:57.6	And in my mind, I'm thinking, what do they do?
1:02.3	How do they do that?
1:04.1	I guess that's the entertainment biz.
1:06.8	You create your own schedule.
1:08.6	No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not talking about friends that are on TV.
1:14.6	I'm not talking friends to you.
1:17.8	I'm not talking friends who are successful producers or musicians.
1:23.8	I'm talking literally like I have multiple people that I literally don't know.
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