Riled about adult diapers and award shows

Riled Up with Arielle & Matt

Arielle Vandenberg & Matt Cutshall

Personal Journals, Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Improv

4.8 • 3.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2020

⏱️ 40 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Today we’re riled about aliens, The Bachelor, pooping at Nobu, peeing at festivals, backstage passes, superhero squirrels, Range Rovers, and Oscar winners. The two cuties are talking about a very serious topic this episode: how to best announce that you have to drop a deuce when you’re in a dating scenario. Luckily, Arielle has an effective strategy that she shares with the Riled Uppers. And speaking of going to the bathroom, Matt and Arielle break down the potty situation when it comes to music festivals, from Coachella to Glastonbury, and how best to navigate taking care of business. Matt also shares a traumatic experience that happened at a music festival, though thankfully it has nothing to do with number two. They’re also sharing tips for leasing a Range Rover during the pandemic and per usual, they’re talking about some Bieber news. See you next time! You can find Arielle on the 'gram @Arielle and Matt @MattCutshall. Please be sure to rate, review, and subscribe so we can continue to get riled! Thank you to our sponsors for this week’s episode! These deals are worth getting Riled Up about. MANSCAPED- To get 20% off and free shipping off your order, use the promo code RILEDUP at Manscaped.com HEADSPACE- Go to Headspace.com/riledup for a free one-month trial with access to Headspace’s full library of meditations for every situation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Thanks to ManScape for supporting Riled Up with REL and Matt. ManScape is the best in
0:19.0	men's below the waste grooming offering precision engineered tools to provide you with the
0:24.6	best experience ever. To get 20% off and free shipping off of your order, use the promo code
0:30.5	RiledUp at ManScape.com. Thank you so much to Headspace for sponsoring Riled Up. You know, life
0:39.8	can be stressful even under normal circumstances. 2020 has been challenging to say the least.
0:46.1	For a free one month trial, go to headspace.com slash Riled Up. What's happening you guys?
0:54.4	We're back with another episode of Riled Up and you know what? I'm feeling sassy. I'm
0:59.6	a little hammered right now and it's okay because it's 10 a.m. Oh, hey, well, it's it's
1:07.4	Friday somewhere. No, it's not. Okay. You always say that. Are you always says it's Friday
1:13.3	somewhere? Well, you know what? It's not Friday somewhere. It might be. How do you know?
1:18.6	Have you ever been to space? Oh my God. It might be Friday in like Mars or something.
1:24.3	They might work backwards. They might be like today's Sunday tomorrow Saturday. The next
1:29.2	day is Friday. Wow. You never know. So it could be Friday somewhere. You're getting
1:33.2	my brain all riled up. You know why? Because you love aliens. I love aliens. I know.
1:40.7	Guys, I'm not actually drunk. I actually just woke up. So I'm freaking out about aliens
1:46.9	right now. Okay. Do you know? Oh, God. Do you know? Yes. There are aliens. And by the
1:56.0	way, I have a question. What? Does your mom believe in aliens? Yes. She does. My mom
2:00.0	believes that there is life on other planets because she believes that the universe is too
2:05.8	big for just just a tiny little earth to have people. Yeah. Or things. I wonder if like
2:12.2	aliens celebrated Thanksgiving. No, probably not. Yeah. Okay. Well, or if aliens drink
2:19.0	after their family leave, they probably do. The wonder if aliens have the same problems
2:25.6	or if they're just completely different. Well, here's the thing. You know how aliens
	...

Transcript will be available on the free plan in -1566 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Arielle Vandenberg & Matt Cutshall, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Arielle Vandenberg & Matt Cutshall and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.