Hey guys, just a heads up. You're going to hear me, REL and our beautiful stinky together in LA on this episode. But this was recorded a while back. I'm actually still in Vegas recording Love Island and Matt is on a road trip.

Oh, jealous. But anyways, I hope you guys enjoy this episode. And before we get started, I want to thank every plate for supporting Ryle Dup. Every plate lets you just cook, eat, and enjoy. And you get three weeks of every plate meals for only 299 per meal by going to every plate.com and entering code Ryle Dup 3.

You know what's crazy? What? That we tried to podcast this morning with no coffee in our system. And we couldn't. This is take two podcasting of the day because we were like, let's can that episode.

We spent an hour talking this morning and couldn't put together words and we're like, yeah, so like, like I was learning my words. Yeah, my deviated septum was rocking. Yeah, well, it's still rocking. Let's be right now as a deviated septum. And we need to figure out how to get. Get that moving. How do we get that moving Matt hasn't been able to smell my perfume in years.

I don't know what you smell like. That's unfortunate. I bet it's beautiful. It's amazing. Is it? Let me describe it to you. Yes.

It's like a woodsy amber vanilla cookie. Really? With like a little bit of leather and tobacco with like a little black pepper sprinkled on top. Holy shit. Yeah. What's your scent called?

Take it to anio baby. Take it to anio baby. Yeah. I like that. No, that's very. I actually don't know what it's called. I used to wear a perfume and the name of it was ISIS. Unfortunately. That's weird. Yeah. Well, I guess it's.

It was unfortunate. People would be like, oh my god. You smell so good. What is that? And I go, like I try. No, I would just go, oh, yeah, it's in a clear bottle. It's called something.

I'm. As I. Is it called is is it's called is is. Yeah. And then I stopped learning it. But some people have that name. Yeah. Some people have the name. And it's like it sucks.

It just sucks because there's nothing wrong with some people also have the name dick. Dick. And now it's like, well, my name is dick.

It's dick come from. Yeah. Who made that up? Also, like, hey, my name's Richard. I'm going to call you dick. Is that okay with you? I hate that. I hate that.

If you could pick your own name, what would you name yourself? Whoa.

Jasper. No. Oh. My first stop for some reason was Daniel was Nuevo. And I don't know why. Nuevo. I don't know why. The first thing I wanted to say was Nuevo.

No, Nuevo. No, Nuevo. I feel like I feel like Chad Michael cut.

Or like that's already taken or or Michael be cut. Or something like that. You know, no, what do you what name? What name for a guy do you like like if you meet like a guy name like Derek.

Or you like that's a cool name. Or like what name do you are you like damn dude. Like I think that my dad's name Dirk is really cool because it's like a strong like name that you don't hear that often.

If I was like I feel like I would like to be named Wolfgang or Dirk. Then she want to name our son Wolfgang. Yes. I want to name our son Wolfgang and we can call him Wolfie.

Actually not our son our daughter. Oh, little baby daughter. Well, here's why ready for this shit.

If I was going if I was a boy, my mom and dad were going to name me Wolfgang.

Can you imagine that Wolfgang Vandenberg. I came out a girl and my mom's name for me was going to be Nikki. It was going to be Nicole. And we were they were going to call me Nikki.

Then when I came out, my dad was like what about REL and my mom was like yes. So that's where my name came from.

So you could have been a Nikki. I was going to be a Nikki. But then when I'm looking at you imagining you as a Nikki and it's weird. It's weird.

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