Riled about cartoon pizza

Riled Up with Arielle & Matt

Arielle Vandenberg & Matt Cutshall

Personal Journals, Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Improv

4.8 • 3.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2020

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode, Matt and Arielle are riled about spanking, global pandemic insurance, Mr. Bean, the Olympics, Tina Fey, and real pants. We find out Arielle’s secret superpower, the biggest differences between Matt and his twin brother “Furf,” and how many famous people exist in the world today (Matt not included). The hosts introduce a new segment all about pet peeves, answer fan questions, and discuss a strange email Matt received at 4:11 AM from the only other person in the house. You can find Arielle on the 'gram @Arielle and Matt @MattCutshall. Please be sure to rate, review, and subscribe so we can continue to get riled! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm starting off with a pet peeve. It's a new segment I just came up with. It's called pet peeve.
0:28.7	You always start the recording and I have zero clue. Well, yeah, because I hold the recorder.
0:39.3	Do you want to hold the recorder? Hold the power. I know you do. You hold the power of the pussy. I hold the recorder.
0:45.9	Let's talk about a pet peeve. I'm just going to ask you in front of everybody. Yeah. Why do you
0:50.8	leave lights on all around the rooms? All around the house. Are you serious? Here's a thing. Not bathrooms
0:57.0	because they shut off automatically. The storage room, I always go in and turn it off.
1:02.4	I literally turn that light off every day. Does it automatically turn on? I don't know.
1:08.3	Because I go in there every day. I left it on. Also, I left it because we were putting
1:14.2	stuff in the storage room today. Also, I always go into the laundry room because it's on 24-7.
1:20.1	I guess you're also doing laundry 24-7-2. Maybe you should clean the storage room and do your own
1:24.7	laundry and then maybe the lights wouldn't be honest. Okay. You know what? I take it back. Let's cut
1:29.0	the segment out. You want to know what Matt does? Everyone? What is it? He leaves little balls of
1:39.1	paper towels all over the sink. Do you know why? Yeah, because you like to use it to wipe up other stuff.
1:45.7	Because I'm saving the environment unlike someone else that I know. Okay. Whatever. And then you'll also
1:52.4	drink a beer and put the can next to the sink like a freaking front boy. I don't know why I like that.
1:59.9	You just save the can. You put the can next to the sink and then it'll be like, there'll be like
2:04.6	three bud light cans and then a wine glass that's half full. You'll leave all your drinks next to
2:12.9	the sink and I have to throw them away. I don't know why, but I just like that. What else do you not
2:17.6	like about me? Oh, how much time do we have? I don't want to waste the whole podcast. We have an
2:21.8	hour. I don't want to waste an hour right now. Waste it. They would love it. Oh, really?
2:28.6	You want to know what else is so annoying? What? Guys, I just asked him. I said, hey, cutie,
2:35.6	do you want to grab one of stinky dog foods out of the freezer? I knew this was going to bite me in the
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