Riled about celebrity dating and ding dongs

Riled Up with Arielle & Matt

Arielle Vandenberg & Matt Cutshall

Personal Journals, Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Improv

4.8 • 3.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2021

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Hey, Matt’s mom, if you’re listening to this podcast episode... don’t. Matt and Arielle do not want you to hear what they hypothetically plan on doing with various celebrities so you’re going to want to exit that podcast app stat. Don’t get us wrong – the cuties are still fully engaged and doing well, but isn’t it fun sometimes to picture what would happen if Brad Pitt slid into the DMs? In other news, Matt and Arielle are planning what they’re most excited to do in their future (lots of lasagnas involved), revisiting their 20-year-old selves (lots of foam parties involved), and questioning who in the world named some of these Hostess snacks (because they were a ding dong). There’s money on the line once again as Arielle tries to guess Hostess’s revenue for the past several years for a solid Venmo payment from Matt. You will have to tune in to see if she’s now $1000 richer! We also learn what Arielle and Matt may name their first child, so please, no one copy our hosts with this unique baby name. You can find Arielle on the 'gram @Arielle and Matt @MattCutshall. Please be sure to rate, review, and follow so we can continue to get riled! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I was just watching a commercial. It's like the third one I've seen on. Yeah, we're on.
0:16.8	We're rolling. I mean, hello. Let me just share my story real quick. Okay. I was just watching
0:22.2	a commercial literally just now when I was grabbing new batteries for the podcast, podcast machine.
0:27.5	podcast machine. What is that a machine? That's a little machine. That's a machine, right?
0:34.1	The podcast machine. And it was a probably 50 year old guy like jumping in a lake and playing
0:42.8	soccer and having fun. And I just now understood like that's going to be me. Excuse me.
0:49.3	You know how I was just telling you on the balcony, I was saying that sometimes I feel like I'm
0:54.8	wasting my 30s just working all the time. Yes. And I'm not having any fun. Yeah. But then I'm like,
0:59.8	but I'm also going to be the guy who can retire by 40 years old and then start living my truth.
1:06.7	Yeah. And I feel like that's a legitimate question and concern. I know. I know. Do you know what I'm
1:13.6	saying? I'm with you. So anyway, I just saw that commercial and I was like, it made me smile,
1:17.5	seeing a guy with gray hair having fun. I'm like, that's going to be me one day. Okay.
1:21.8	Okay. Like it could be like one sweet day. I'm going to just let myself have a day off to just go
1:28.9	by the lake, dive in, hit the rope swings, take my dog to the river, take your hip,
1:37.3	check my dog down to the bank, my hip, my hip pops out. Okay. We were just talking about this.
1:44.3	We were talking about the fact that as you get older, your friends start to dwindle away. And not
1:52.7	your friends like not you're like homey homies, but like the friends that get married have kids
2:00.0	harder to see. They move away. You just drift apart. Obviously all of that stuff happens and
2:07.2	it's okay. But it does suck. And when you love your friends and like I used to do so much like
2:16.0	in our from from the time that I was 17 until I was 28. I was like raging and not raging like
2:27.2	doing drugs and drinking every night. That's not what I mean. I was just like living my best life.
2:31.2	I was like going to clubs and dancing on actual tables. Like having fun. Like I didn't give
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