Riled about drinking in quarantine

Riled Up with Arielle & Matt

Arielle Vandenberg & Matt Cutshall

Personal Journals, Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Improv

4.8 • 3.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2020

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode, Matt and Arielle are riled about Stinky’s feet, Tito’s vodka, Matt’s missing quilt, default friends, banana bread, and Kaitlyn Bristowe. The hosts discuss their favorite red-tailed hawk, why parties without music are awkward, and Matt’s recent tweet which ultimately leads them to ask the question: what are you most sentimental (and sexual...) about? The big book of questions comes out and the hosts take turns asking questions involving jealousy, dream vacations, and finger blasting. Also, if you are a part of The Bachelor franchise and sat by Matt and Arielle during the Zootopia premiere, please contact us immediately. You can find Arielle on the 'gram @Arielle and Matt @MattCutshall. Please be sure to rate, review, and subscribe so we can continue to get riled! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Yeah, testing testing one two pussy pussy. Hey, testing testing one two pussy pussy. Okay, it's working. Okay.
0:20.6	You can't stop the podcast off by just saying testing one two three pussy. Well, I just did so you're
0:25.4	wrong. Oh God. Cudium drunk. Yeah, what happened? I was just upstairs. Get on my level. I was just
0:31.8	upstairs for literally 45 minutes fulfilling some Emo Matt cameos and I come downstairs and you're
0:38.7	just hammered. You know what? I had a big day. You did? I had a big day and I thought I deserve
0:46.1	a drink. Have we taken sticky out to go pee in a while? She pooped and peed. Okay. I took her out
0:58.8	before I got hammered. We're laughing right now because our dog makes cartoon noises. She sounds
1:04.0	like a puppy. She just ran over here and just went. I don't know. She just makes up weird noises.
1:08.9	Anyway, you had a long day speaking of this cartoon that just is sitting next to me right now. Yeah.
1:14.2	Sometimes I want to like flip her over. I mean, this already sounds wrong. Sometimes I want to like
1:19.6	put her on her back. Yeah, still wrong. And I and I want to rub her belly. Yes. And I want to smell
1:26.6	her stomach. Interesting. Is there stuff that you that's weird that you want to do? Like I want to
1:31.4	smell her stomach and sometimes I want to smell her feet. Sometimes I want to stick her whole
1:37.0	snout in my mouth. Oh, I want to do that. You do? Yeah, for sure. I want you want to put your balls
1:42.6	on her head. I want to I for sure. Yes, there's two things I want to do. I want to put I want to put her
1:47.1	whole head in my mouth. And I just want to like I just want to close my mouth and have her little head
1:52.1	in there. There's one. I also really badly whenever I get on the shower and I butt naked and she's
1:58.6	just sitting there looking at me for some reason. I want to drop my balls on her head. I don't know why.
2:03.0	I just want to drop my balls because I feel like my balls on her little furry soft head. It would just
2:09.4	feel nice. I don't know. I have. I'm sorry, dad. If you're listening to this, but I've literally
2:15.0	had been butt naked and I've put the dog on my boobs. I get it. It's soft. It feels good, right? Well,
2:24.4	she just like she's so like little she feels like a little bra. So I put her like a little bra on me
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