Hey, and we are rolling. We're live. I got an itch on my foot. I love starting these podcasts

because you just hit that record button in the comfort of your own living room. I got

an itch on my foot. Oh, my foot itches. Is that from stinky's ringworm? Ew. She doesn't

have ringworm. You free stinky spread her her ringworm to your foot. I want to just

say something about a horror neighbor because last night did you did you hear the raccoons

or whatever was on a roof last night? Yes. There is something living. They were building

a house inside of our attic inside like there's something living in our attic for sure.

It might be a possum. It might be a raccoon. I called someone like a couple weeks ago. I

called a professional and I said, Hey, guys, I don't want to kill any animals here. But

how do we get rid of these? How do we get rid of these animals? Oh, yeah. What do they

do? They take the scent of a male raccoon because I didn't know this but male raccoons.

As soon as the male impregnates the mom, if the mom has babies around the male, the male

eats the babies. So dads are never around in the raccoon world. Oh my God. Just absent

fathers. Absent fathers in the raccoon world. Oh my God. Root. So hate them. So this guy

comes over and says, listen, like some people trap them, whatever he goes. If you want to

do it the humane way, that's how we do it. And we just spray the scent of a male raccoon.

And then the female raccoon and her babies, they'll show up smell it and they'll take off

and they won't come back into the sense gone. Honestly, like, what if that was how it

was in like human world? Like, I wish it was like that. Like, we're like, we can't be

around here. Your father was here. Let's get out of here. Oh my God. You bottle up your

stepdad's urine. You spray it all over your house. So the ladies don't come home. They

go, what was that? Greg's here. Greg's here. Greg is present. Let's get her. Fuck out.

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