I've got a full blown wedgie right now. I see you picking over there. God, hold on. Do you pick wedges in public?

So like sometimes yes, I do. I'll just like put my back against a wall or like corner my you know put myself in a corner. No one puts wedgie in a corner. What do you know what that's from no is

whether you a person in a movie or something? Do you know but no one puts baby in a corner. What's that it's from dirty dancing. I don't know that the girl her name is baby. No one puts a wedgie in a corner.

But I like no one puts wedgie in a corner. But you know what I do put wedgie in a corner. How often do you see me not wedges but I adjust my my junk in public all the time. Don't I?

You will literally be standing in line at the gas station with your hand down your pants just like fondling your self. I don't know that I do that. It might be a problem. It's a big problem because I mean I don't know. It's just guys have balls and and penises and it's right there in front of us.

Can you turn your phone on silent. Well, you know we're podcasting right now. I know I'm out of it right now. He's really out of it. I'm tired today. I can't wake up. I had a two cups of wonderful coffee. Delicious succulent coffee. Delicious.

I love it. And then now I'm having a high ball all natural energy drink. You're just pumping yourself. I'm so caffeinated but it's really not working today. I don't know why.

Oh, but how about our new sheets though? Holy shit. Okay. Guys, I can't stop thinking about it. Yeah, if you guys are having a bad night sleep. Get new sheets. It changed our lives.

I swear there's a few things that I know to be true. If you're having a hard time getting motivated to work out, I need to take my own advice. Get new work out clothes. Yeah.

Because then when you look cute and you're wearing cute workout clothes like highways did whatever and then again, let all sports bra. You feel cute. You want to put it on. Yeah, you feel cute. You want to put it on. You want to work out.

If you're not really sleeping and you're like it's kind of hot or you're too cold or whatever research some good sheets get some new sheets. I know.

So best. We got buffy sheets. Yeah. They're really so good. And just to add that my parents have been sleeping on, you know, like those $10 sheets that you find it like Ross. There's nothing wrong with that. And by the way, get what you can afford. I totally get that. But like I grew up sleeping on probably $10 to $20 like discount sheets. Yeah.

I didn't realize until I decided to invest in sheets. How much of a game changer it is. You spend most of you laugh sleeping. Doesn't this sound like we're doing an ad. I know the way that we were saying it sounded like we were doing a podcast ad.

I mean, honestly, I hope Buffy sponsors us. But I mean, they don't have to now that we just gave him a free advertisement. Damn it.

Free free. Yeah. We believe we believe the word Buffy just like assholes were like just make we tell that producers bleep that word. Please.

Kitty, I'm sleeping so damn good. And to be honest, I was obsessed with our old sheets. So I was a little nervous when you told me like I want to get new sheets. I was nervous. But I want to let you have those sheets for literally like five years. That's true. Like and not that's old. But it's like sometimes your skin needs like an adjustment.

So I gave DJ said it sheets. I wonder if he still has it. I want to know if it's changed his life. DJ eats out of the trash. Of course he has those sheets. Let me ask him. DJ, do you still have the sheets. I gave you question mark.

Anyways, I text him the most random shit all the time. I know he's probably like what the fuck Matt has his best friend that is from Connecticut.

And he he's so he's amazing. You know what today's episode should be about how you got to LA. Oh man. That's what we should do. Oh geez, my welcome to LA story. Yes, because we've been talking about it for a while now.

That's true. And I feel like the people deserve a hilarious story about you transplanting. Oh boy, where do I begin? Let me chug this energy drink.

Is that too much for today? Let's do it. Let's dive in. I'll ask you question. I should snort some of that flower that has cocaine in it and just get rocked and riled for this.

Guys, I made cookies the other day. And Matt was like this. I mean, I he didn't have to tell me. I mean, I could taste it. They tasted like chemicals. And I was like, what the fuck. So we were like, we tasted each ingredient separately that I put into the cookies.

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