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🗓️ 26 May 2020
⏱️ 69 minutes
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0:00.0 | you're very proud this morning. How was your peepee? It was good. I have to pee before every episode, |
0:19.5 | because I know we chat for like up to an hour. Yeah, but you peed like 30 seconds ago and then you |
0:24.5 | sat down. You're like, I got a pee one more time. I just peed for 10 seconds in there. You have an OCD |
0:29.2 | pee about pee. No, I drink. Do you know how many things of water I drink in a day? Yes, I do. Lots. |
0:35.3 | Do you know what I mean? You drink you drink one cup of water. Barely. Bare a half a cup of water. |
0:40.8 | I drink like 32 ounces plus. Okay, so I'm always peeing. Okay, so whatever. Back off, I'm drinking |
0:48.0 | more water right now. I'm drinking water right in the house. You'll be like, you'll get out of the |
0:53.0 | bathroom and then we'll be getting in the car and you're like, I gotta go pee really quick. I'm like, |
0:57.1 | you literally stepped out of the bathroom into the car. Now you have to pee again. Bullshit. You're |
1:01.6 | my little pisser boy. Hey, so why you riled up today? Listen to me when I tell you how freaking |
1:08.6 | riled I'm so riled. I was up till 3 a.m. last night. Riled off my ass. You slept on stairs because |
1:19.6 | you had super bad farts. Again, second night in the row. Second night in a row that Matt and I didn't |
1:24.9 | sleep in the same room because Matt had such bad gas. So he said, I'm going to spare you. I'm |
1:31.7 | going to go sleep downstairs. Fine. So he goes and sleeps downstairs. Meanwhile, I'm upstairs |
1:38.4 | in full panic mode over TikTok. Here's the thing. I'm not a hypocrite because I actually love to |
1:45.9 | I'm I'm kind of a hypocrite. I mean, I love TikTok. I think it's so fun to watch. It's so |
1:51.4 | addicting, but TikTok boys. The TikTok boys, the boys of TikTok. I can't stand. They look like |
2:03.5 | little. They look like I cannot handle it. Little q tips. They do look like q tips. They look, |
2:10.4 | they all look like q tips with abs and dangly earrings and they all swivel their hips and pretend |
2:18.4 | like they're getting their D's S. It's honestly. And I'm like, I'm 33. Why am I horned? Hey, |
2:26.6 | hey, that's not why I thought this was going. Oh, no, no, no. Sorry. I'm riled in a bad way, |
2:31.3 | but also a good way. You lay down here. Okay. Okay. Couple things. Yes, they're attractive young kids. |
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