4.8 • 3.1K Ratings
🗓️ 11 June 2020
⏱️ 38 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hi, cutie. Hi, I'm Roland. Pusky Pusky Pusky testing one, two, three. Oh, God. I like to test my |
0:19.0 | mic with saying words that start with P. I know you do. Pussy, pussy penis. Hey, pineapple. Calm down. |
0:25.0 | People, people, purple people. Oh, geez. Oh, that's a good one. Pussy people either. Ew. I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm just. I'm sorry. I'm lost. I'm lost. I'm just riled up. Why you riled? I don't know. But yes, I agree with you 100%. I |
0:41.0 | don't even say anything. You see that. I did. Yes. Oh, I also often agree with you 100%. Yeah, just because I just because I agree with you 100%. I just walk in the room and that's like I agree with you 100% and I'm like, wait, what? |
0:56.0 | Well, I want you guys to know something. I am so excited because guess what? I've been talking about getting a rooftop tent for my Jeep for years now. I mean, right? For years. |
1:09.0 | And we are leaving to go camping for a few days. We're going to meet our friends, Baron and so. It's exciting in the in the we're going to the Zion National Forest, which is in Utah. Is it Zion? I think so. Yeah, Zion National Forest in Utah. We're going to take our SUVs off road and find a place to camp for like three nights under the stars. And we are so excited and holy shit. A rat. |
1:36.0 | A massive rat just ran right. What's going on? We have rats that run every time we're sitting looking out on our balcony. I know people are probably like shut up. We know that you have hawks and rats and squirrels. But like every time we're sitting here, some crazy shit happens. Well, it's not geo in our backyard. It's not |
1:57.9 | geo in this. There's there's parents and scunks and possums and raccoons and hawks and rats. We have a lot of shit back there. Oh my like a lot of shit back there. Like you know, lions, tigers and bears. I we've got hawks rats and parrots. Oh my. Yeah, that's the |
2:13.8 | I just saw a parrot eat a squirrel this morning. That was not a parrot. Sorry. I was like, I watched a |
2:22.6 | that was nuts. Eat a squirrel's brains. I was like, it honestly makes me sad. But Matt is all about it. Well, he's just like the circle of life. I love |
2:32.6 | I on the other hand like squirrels. So I'm sad for the I have a question. What would you prefer the baby hawks to die because they never got |
2:42.8 | food? No. Or for the squirrel to die to feed the baby hawks. I kind of just wish that the hawks would fix our rat problem. They're probably helping with it. I know, but they they're not |
2:53.7 | because they're getting the squirrels. They're getting my friends. Those are my friends. The rats are not my friends. Yeah, but how do we |
2:59.1 | grab those hawks and put them in our attic to get the to get the rats out? Could you imagine we just trap the hawks. So if you guys haven't caught up on our |
3:10.4 | social media, we posted the other day about one of the hawks land. It keeps landing on our porch. It will land on our balcony on our back balcony. It lands there. And it looks into our window to find stinky. And I'm not exaggerating. The it's probably four feet from where he lands to our glass window. And we're like five feet back from that. So 10 feet away. There's just a massive hawks sitting there staring at us. So it's super exciting. |
3:39.8 | Just circling back really quick. I am so excited to go camping. Kitty, are you a little nervous? I'm really nervous because I'm not like a camper, but I'm actually excited. Here's the thing. I just don't want to go anywhere where there's poison oak. So if there's no poison out there, then I'm going to be fine. You're going to be totally fine. |
3:54.0 | People that go hiking and they're like, yeah, there's like snakes and scorpions and poison oak, but like whatever we sleep on the ground. I'm like, are you insane? |
4:05.9 | Oh, we're sleeping. We're sleeping. I know seven feet off the ground. I love it. Are you |
4:12.1 | excited about you? I'm so excited. |
4:15.4 | Yeah, Matt needs me to be so excited about this. I am excited. No, here's the thing cloud nine with it. I know you opened the tent. Matt got the tent. Finally, he's been talking about this thing since he was like six years old. |
4:26.8 | But literally he opened it up and it was way cooler than I even imagined because you like you open. It's like just sitting on top of the car. It looks like nothing. |
4:35.6 | And then you it opens and then a little ladder falls down and you just climb up there and get on top of the car. What a dream. |
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