Hi, my name is Ron Howard, and I feel frankly indifferent about being

coming O'Brien's friend.

You know what?

And no one says this often, but they now, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walk and blues, climb the fence, books and pens.

I can tell that we are going to be friends.

Yes, I can tell that we are going to be friends.

Hello there, and welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a friend. I wanted to start out a little different so I went with

Y hello there and that might become a thing. Yeah like a Midwestern DJ from the 50s.

Yeah, hello there. That's cool. Yeah that's cool. That's really cool. That's cool. Yeah, that's cool. That's really cool.

By my pals. Yes, the cool bar here is exceedingly low.

joined by my compatriots, my Confederates, compadres, co-owners.

Are we a co-owners?

I have staking this thing?

Oh no, no, not this.

No, no, no.

I bought a 1954 Nash rambler and we're co-owners. I am satisfied. Yeah, it's an old kind of car.

Can you just do a different car that I would know? Yellow.

It's Sonum of Cessian and yellow. It's Matt Goreley.

Uh, Sona. I just had a very nice experience.

I had to go into a jewelry store to have one of my many chain pendants repaired.

Why do you have so many chain pendants repaired. Why do you have so many chain pendants?

Because Mr. T sends me one like once a year.

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