Hello and welcome to Oh No Ross and Carrie, the show where we don't just report on

French science, spirituality and claims of the paranormal, but take part ourselves.

Yep, when they make the claims we show up so you don't have to, I'm Carrie Poppy.

And I'm Ross Blacher.

And in this episode, we are going to be telling you all about our time drinking, slash eating

soyland, slash pooping, slash farting, soil, and soil, and soil, and soil, and soil, and soil.

I know what you're thinking.

Soil and green is people.

I know every time I've told my friends who have told about this, every time they're like

soil, and like, like people, right?

A bunch of people haven't heard of this.

Now notice that we did not say soil and green.

No, we did not.

That's people.

That's people.

But spoiler.

We just ruined that movie.

This is soil and light, murky brown.

Right.

Not people.

Yeah, it's more of a tan.

We've got it brown now because we added a little chocolate.

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