Hello, residents. My name is Mike Estefan. I'm joined today by Maddie Watts, and thank you for downloading this month's episode of the EM Clerkship podcast.

This episode is sponsored by Pearson Rabbit's Insurance, my personal independent disability insurance broker.

We will talk more about Pearson Rabbit later in the episode,

but without further ado, let's move on to torturing Maddie. Maddie, how are you doing today?

I'm doing good, but I'm a little nervous because you said you were really excited about this case,

which makes me less than excited. I am very excited for this case, which makes me less than excited.

I am very excited for this case, but let's get into it.

Today is round number 18 of the game.

Maddie will need to perform today's case in real ABEM oral boards format. She has 15 minutes to complete the full case, and she does not know what the case is ahead of time.

If Maddie hits all of the critical actions that I have listed out beforehand, she wins.

If she doesn't, or if she performs a dangerous action, I win.

These cases were created by me. They are not derived from

actual ABM cases that I had, and they are not real patients. Maddie, take out a piece of paper and a

pencil, place the paper sideways in front of you, outline a human body on the left side of it,

and let me know when you're ready. I'm ready. All right, Dr. Watts, this will be a single patient

encounter. You will have 15 minutes to complete the full case. Before we begin, do you have any questions?

Nope. Okay, let me get my timer. Set for 15 minutes.

Okay, Maddie, your case has begun.

You are working at Clerkship General when you hear an EMS call on the base command radio.

Clerkship General, we're bringing you Arthur again.

He is intoxicated.

ETA, two minutes.

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