S&W Episode 977 – Worst Xmas Ever Part 1

Sick and Wrong Podcast

Dee Simon and Kate Rambo

Tv & Film, Comedy, News & Politics

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2024

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Dee and Kate celebrate the worst Xmas ever with special guests Lance Wackerle and John Steele in Part 1 of the SW Holiday Show Spectacular.

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0:00.0	Anything that we can do, especially on Christmas morning, that'll take their minds off those presents for a while.
0:05.0	One thing that just immediately comes to mind because we do this, first thing Christmas morning, is a birthday party for Jesus.
0:11.0	The blood of Jesus Christ, His Son.
0:15.0	Now let's sing Happy Birthday to Jesus.
0:17.0	Happy birthday to you.
0:20.0	Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.
0:23.6	Happy birthday, dear Jesus.
0:27.6	Happy birthday to you.
0:30.6	And now we can block the candles and eat the cake.
0:33.6	Bitches ain't shit, but hose and tricks lick on these nuts and suck the dick
0:40.1	Get the fuck out after you're done, then I hops in my coop and run
0:47.0	Bitches ain't shit, but hose and tricks grab the cash and make it quick
0:53.6	Long as my pockets is nice and fat
0:57.8	don't give a fuck where the bitch was at
1:00.6	bawling down in motherfucking compting on the streets
1:07.9	tighter than a motherfucker with all of them gangsta bees.
1:15.4	Bidgers ain't shit, but hose and tricks bailed from jail on a sunny day.
1:21.6	I'm hanging with Snoop D-O-D-O-Double G and my homeboy Dr. D.
1:31.3	Good evening.
1:32.7	Welcome to Sick and Wrong.
1:34.2	I'm born here, host, Simon.
1:35.9	Hi, I'm Kate Rambo.
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